Behold my Thanksgiving machinations!

So yes, I was an antisocial punk this year. I spent a quiet day alone, relaxing and so forth. But in honor of the day, I cooked! Yes! Witness my delicious pizza! Is it not beautiful beyond your wildest expectations? (I refer to your wildest expectations of my cooking, of course.)
Pizza the Second
The above is the second pizza I cooked on that fateful day. The first one was pretty much the same, but I ate half of it before remembering I have a camera. Hey, I was hungry...

And naturally there must also be pie of the pumpkin persuasion. It can be hard to get the pieces even, but fear not -- I have techniques.
I'm a pie engineer!  w00t!
Excessive? Perhaps... but observe the result!
c'est magnifique!
I believe it speaks for itself. I also believe I need more whipped topping, but that's neither here nor there.
So that was Thanksgiving 2004 at Corona. Oh yeah, there was cranberry sauce too, but I forgot about that bit until rather too late. I shall consume it as leftoverage!

And now I leave you. Happy post-Thanksgiving!